La lista de logros de Dark Souls 2 se ríe de ti, con cariño

Por si no fuera suficiente logro terminarse Dark Souls y mantener la salud y la confianza en la vida, hay una serie de logros (o trofeos; sigo prefiriendo llamarlos logros) para los aventureros que quieran completar al 100% el juego. Dark Souls 2 sale el próximo 14 de marzo, pero su lista de logros ya se ha publicado; la tenéis, con spoilers y todo, a continuación. En el terreno de lo no conflictivo para los jugadores más tiquismiquis está lo esperable: conseguir todo lo conseguible, pasarse el juego y demás. No podía faltar uno llamado This is Dark Souls, claro, infame recompensa por morir por primera vez. Esta es la lista completa:

The Dark Soul – Earn all achievements Self Recollection – Reclaim flesh and set out as an Undead King’s Ring – Acquire the King’s Ring Ancient Dragon – Acquire Ashen Mist Heart The Heir – See the ending Last Giant – Defeat the Last Giant Sinner’s Bonfire – Light the primal bonfire in Sinner’s Rise Iron Keep Bonfire – Light the primal bonfire in the Iron Keep Gulch Bonfire – Light the primal bonfire in the Black Gulch Brightstone Bonfire – Light the primal bonfire in Brightstone Cove Tseldora Giant Lord – Defeat Looking Glass Knight Vendrick – Defeat Vendrick Supreme Weapon – Reinforce a weapon to its limit Gesture Maestro – Learn all gestures Master of Sorcery – Learn all sorceries Master of Miracles – Learn all miracles Master of Pyromancy – Learn all pyromancies Master of Hexes – Learn all hexes Brilliant Covenant – Discover a most brilliant covenant Protector Covenant – Discover the covenant of the protectors Sanguinary Covenant – Discover the covenant of the bloodthirsty Covenant of the Meek – Discover the covenant of the meek Gnawing Covenant – Discover the covenant of rodents Clangorous Covenant – Discover the clangorous covenant Covenant of Ancients – Discover an ancient covenant Covenant of the Fittest – Discover the covenant of the fittest Abysmal Covenant – Discovery the abysmal covenant Selfless Giver – Max-out devotion to covenant Curious Map – Light all flames on the map in Majula Change of Clothes – Give Rosabeth of Melfia something to wear Gathering of Exiles – Increase the population of Majula Moonlight Greatsword – Inherit Benhart of Jugo’s equipment Holder of the Fort – Inherit Captain Drummond’s equipment Lucatiel – Inherit equipment from Lucatiel of Mirrah Smith for Life – Inherit Steady Hand McDuff’s equipment Garrulous Miser – Inherit Laddersmith Gilligan’s equipment Reflections on Disembodiment – Inherit equipment from the head of Vengarl This is Dark Souls – Die for the first time